Okay look, Thanksgiving is technically over, but some things need to be said.
These people are the worst people I know. These are the people who have spent countless hours discussing how they plan to kill me first should we ever get stuck on a desert island. These are the people who mocked me mercilessly until I attempted to eat twenty eggs. Twice. These are the people who still make fun of me for a spelling mistake I made a year ago. These people may not kick you while you’re down, but they’ll damn sure talk shit about you until you get back up.
These people are my soul mates, and I love them with every ounce of my being, and I am going to spend the rest of my life giving them a taste of their own medicine.